I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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