: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize