really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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