I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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