i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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