It's Friday. Sex?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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