ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
