Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
