She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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