Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
