She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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