I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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