You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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