I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So. Much. Porn.
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