Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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