Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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