All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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