So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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