Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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