in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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