Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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