All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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