So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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