fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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