i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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