Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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