just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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