i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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