i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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