Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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