he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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