i barfeds in our rink
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he told me I talked like a deaf person
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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