im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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