susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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