Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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