Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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