lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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