god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He kissed a someone with a penis
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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