I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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