i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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