Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
