on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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