Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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