someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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