roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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