if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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