But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Small penises have feelings too.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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