pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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