i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize
