I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
