i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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