but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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